Why do they try and bark? That’s what we do. Those humans talk in their own languages- Enlgish, Spanish, Chinese, what have you- but we, WE bark. So I don’t get what they stare us in the eyes and belt out those sad attempts at imitating us. Are we supposed to enjoy it? All it does is provide us with one more thing to make fun of those silly humans for…
-Gizmo
Chicago, Illinois